{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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