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Martin E. Scheibner was a Russian-born soldier who fought for the Union Army during the American Civil War. He received the Medal of Honor for valor.
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Brampton West is a provincial electoral district in central Ontario, Canada. It was created for the 2007 provincial election. 72.8% of the district was created from Brampton West—Mississauga while 27.2% was carved from Brampton Centre.
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