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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}