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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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