{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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Lindsay Johnson is an English former footballer who played for Everton Ladies and the England women's national football team. Johnson was a fast and versatile defender, with the ability to play in any of the defensive positions.
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Ravi Haria","displaytitle":"Ravi Haria","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27525690","titles":{"canonical":"Ravi_Haria","normalized":"Ravi Haria","display":"Ravi Haria"},"pageid":68221978,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Ravi_Haria.png/330px-Ravi_Haria.png","width":320,"height":264},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/Ravi_Haria.png","width":896,"height":740},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272003260","tid":"2716befe-dc15-11ef-97b6-eb4c23b0d32d","timestamp":"2025-01-26T18:41:28Z","description":"English chess grandmaster (born 1999)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Haria","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Haria?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Haria?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ravi_Haria"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Haria","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ravi_Haria","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravi_Haria?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ravi_Haria"}},"extract":"Ravi Haria is an English chess player. He was awarded the title of Grandmaster in 20