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Trichopagis is a genus of spiders in the family Thomisidae. It was first described in 1886 by Simon. As of 2017, it contains only one species, Trichopagis manicata, found in Gabon, Guinea, South Africa, and Madagascar.
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Spiral is a 2018 composition for orchestra by the American composer Andrew Norman. The work was premiered on July 14, 2018 by the Berlin Philharmonic, conducted by Sir Simon Rattle, and was commissioned for one of Sir Simon's last concerts with the orchestra. The piece is scored for a large orchestra and is about five minutes long.
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